I love puns. It’s one of the skills listed on my LinkedIn profile.
What could be more fun than blending together all the Spider-Man characters and U2 songs you can think of?
For a few years, I’ve had two ZZ Top songs about philosophy stuck in my brain. “I Woke Up With Would” and “She’s Got Legs, Therefore She Is.”
I knew there had to be more. Finally, here they are:
- I Woke Up With Would
- Heaven, Hell Or Heidegger
- Existentialator
- Cheap Sui Generis
- She Loves My Aristotle
- Tube Snake de Beauvoir
- Got Me Under Plato
- I said Lord take me downtown, I’m just lookin’ for Sun Tzu.
- Viva Locke Vegas
- Pearl Nietzsche
- Sartre Dressed Man
- My Head’s In Metaphysics
- How, how, how, how?
- She’s Got Legs, Therefore She Is
- Gimme All Your Logic
I’m sure I probably missed a few, like I couldn’t think of anything for La Grange and Doubleback. The good news is that it’s all out of my head and into yours now.
Brian Alvey 