When I was outed on Twitter, I did a recap of some of my favorite tweets like Matt Heerema and Jeffrey Zeldman do.
Here is another list of some select Twitter statuses, in the very un-blog-like oldest-to-newest order:
- “Would you like me to leave some of this here, as a warning to the new bottles?” http://tinyurl.com/2lj4jt Sep 13
- Just sang Mr. Roboto 50 times. My throat is killing me. Sucrets? Sucrets? You got a Sucrets? Sep 14
- I have a layover in Dulles right now. Why do I feel an overwhelming urge to get on a conference call? Sep 19
- A Pirate Physicist asks: How many joule seconds does it take to walk the Planck? Sep 19
- Ever since that spider bit my hand at the science fair today, I’ve beennn feeeling funnnny. Noww myy hanndss arre sticckkinnng to thhe keys. Sep 21
- “Hey beautiful, I’m just talking to my kids, the back door’s open” replaces “Don’t tase me bro!” as quote du jour. http://tinyurl.com/24bbdl Sep 25
- When Daddy X-acto knifes Captain America’s mighty shield, all those who chose to oppose his knife must yield… Sep 29
- Just hit 300 contacts on LinkedIn. It’s either time to switch to Facebook and start over or blog declaring LinkedIn bankruptcy. I’m torn. Sep 30
- If The Office was 5 minutes long and had nudity, I would watch it every week: http://tinyurl.com/ynrsd5 Oct 01
- @gwenstefani I know you’re secretly following me on Twitter. Happy 38th birthday, Gwen. Go b-a-n-a-n-a-s! Oct 04
- Did anyone *not* expect the Isiah Thomas and MSG verdict? When will you all realize: the Knicks never win. Oct 04
- Not a big fan of Mr. Choketober right now. Some offense from our regular season MVP could have meant a win. That and no plague of insects… Oct 06
- Watching kids’ TV right now. That Benny is a Dora bull! Oct 06
- Rushing a wedding like Pam and Rick’s, it’s tough to remember all the details. Like finding a videographer for the wedding night. Congrats! Oct 07
- Just saw the official medical reason why Roger Clemens was pulled from the game last night: he has a 45-year-old left hamstring. Oct 08
- How lame are you to send me marketing spam addressed to “Brian No longer with company”? I’m no longer at the company! Get it? Oct 09
- Early morning rehearsals with my new band: The Wide Stances. Our slogan: We get your toes tapping! Oct 10
- Got my first AOL layoff-related IM, “I can FedEx it to you with this empty box I just got from AOL.” Was kidding. Grim day turning grimmer. Oct 16
- Just found out that the Detroit Marathon is 26.2 miles long. That’s strange. I could have sworn it was an 8-mile race. Oct 21
- Buzz Lightyear has midlife crisis, buys sports cars and chases women. TMZ’s photo caption: “Two Infinitis…and a blonde!” Oct 22
- @gavin In light of recent news your rapper name “David Cop-A-Feel” isn’t so cute anymore. Definitely go back to using “Sir Milks-A-Lot”. Oct 23
I need to do these recaps more often. It’s therapeutic.
Brian Alvey 